I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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