This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
