I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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