exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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