Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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