Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Well I just put wine in my tea
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
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