i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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