ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
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