North Korea, Best Korea!
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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