plz talk dirty to me
Say something about gay babies.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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