This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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