Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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