last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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