Don't you send me to vm
I faked an abortion last night.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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