1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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