found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
my nose is crying tears of wow.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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