But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
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