My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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