Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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