On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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