he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
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