Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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