New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
