Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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