i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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