I wish my penis had an off switch
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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