I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Randomize
