And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Randomize