The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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