So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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