Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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