we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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