halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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