she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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