question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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