fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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