Are we in a gay sports bar?
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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