Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
she peed on how many people?
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Drake has all the answers
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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