I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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