she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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