"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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