I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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