On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
false alarm, still single
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