Can i not drive my cunt home
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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