Your tits are I can't wait for
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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