So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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