I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
