Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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