I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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