i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Your penis caused this!
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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