yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
This baby is an asshole
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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